Geese
The Plane's Gone Dad
(Lazonby/Bailey)

Poisoned birds
Poised for a dive
Like a stone
Black backed gulls, bellowing cows tear at the wood
We'll make the feathers fly
Keep Johnny inside

Turn up the wireless
Let's have the wireless he said
Light up the Primus
Reinforce the boards, dear old boy
We'll make the feathers fly
Just keep Johnny inside

There's a breakdown at the BBC
There won't be programmes tonight
No shooting Party
Just fifty frozen Geese

Oh the plane's done Dad
The Plane's gone Dad...

And though we'll never be free
It's together we'll be
You and I in the by and by

The plane's gone Dad
The plane's gone Dad...